The exact origins of the members of the Useless Jester are still somewhat unclear. It has been told that Phillip Allende crash-landed on Earth at an undetermined time and at an undetermined location. Where he came from is still unknown. Michael Read was supposedly bio-genetically engineered in a lab deep under the Earth's surface. Some say that scientists implanted a metronome in his brain, and that he feels no emotions, only rhythms. The story goes that Beau Bzdafka was built with different parts from an a abandoned nuclear reactor. Not much is known of his creation, except that his makers originally intended to use him as a weapon of mass destruction. David Cintron was summoned from the outer reaches with dark, alchemical secrets and complicated algorithms. Cloaked in mystery, this wizard is unknowable, those closest to him tend to...
Useless Jester 2015 - 2017